Tune Trainer Pillows

Sportsman and music

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

A souped up car...

I love Marimba

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

Sport

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

"This is a cover of a song that was perfect in its original form. Apologies in advance."

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

"God, I hate cows."

Piano-Tuning Bar

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

'What do you mean, you were here first?'

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

'Tuna's here John.'

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

Predatory Pianos.

Piano tuner with an assistant.

They changed their tunes.

"Roll over ... "

"Give me a middle 'C', please."