Tune Tuners Pillows

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

New music conference

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

Violinist.

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Sportsman and music

Musical Pondering.

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

"This is a cover of a song that was perfect in its original form. Apologies in advance."

'Moon, June...'

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

Trumpet

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

Piano-Tuning Bar

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

'What do you mean, you were here first?'

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

Is TV Dumbing Down? PRESS ON SWITCH

'Tuna's here John.'