Tune Tuners Prints

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

New music conference

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

Violinist.

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

Sportsman and music

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Musical Pondering.

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

'Moon, June...'

"This is a cover of a song that was perfect in its original form. Apologies in advance."

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

Trumpet

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

Piano-Tuning Bar

Tune Up Shop.

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

'What do you mean, you were here first?'

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

'Tuna's here John.'

Tin Pan Alley - There May Be Trouble Ahead

Is TV Dumbing Down? PRESS ON SWITCH

School of Music. If you need perseverance to be a musician, what's all this I hear about unfinished symphonies?