Tuning Wizard Pillows

A souped up car...

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"The subwoofers really help."

"Here's a request from someone who'd like to hear something in tune for a change. Oh, we have a comedian out there, I see."

Zumma Cum Laude

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

Quick, what's the five-second rule in dog years?

Sportsman and music

"Have you tried switching it off and on again?"

Handy-lion

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

John Humphreys

Paul Gilbert.

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

'Thank you for calling Tech Support. Your computer is one month old. We no longer support that model. Good day.'

A mess of mechanics

Yehudi Menuhin.

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

He crash tests software.

Doug was right - the woodland animals were attracted to Chopin on a synthesizer.

"I'm hoping Brexit is going to simplify things for us."

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

Piano-Tuning Bar

Tune Up Shop.

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

Jimi Hendrix Picks A Guitar

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

'Tuna's here John.'

"My husband said he could fix anything so if you find him, tell him he was wrong"

Predatory Pianos.

OK... make that three dirtbikes... one very large doghouse... four electric guitars...the biggest chainsaw I've ever seen... aaannnd... are you ready for this?

Piano tuner with an assistant.