Tune Teamer Pillows

'You mean we've all been playing different songs? I wonder how long that's been going on...'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

New music conference

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Musical Pondering.

Sportsman and music

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

'Remember when there was no 'i' in team?'

'Moon, June...'

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

'What do you mean, you were here first?'

'Of all times to have a dance tune get stuck in my head.'

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

Amateur singers

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

'First I'll do some covers, then I'll play some derivative, cliche-ridden original material.'

I love my violin

Throwing Away Music

Sad Songs.

They changed their tunes.

Old fiddles play the sweetest tunes!

Do you know if your business has the right leader?