Tune Teamer Gifts

'You mean we've all been playing different songs? I wonder how long that's been going on...'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

New music conference

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Ralph Stanley

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Musical Pondering.

Sportsman and music

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

'Remember when there was no 'i' in team?'

'Moon, June...'

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

'What do you mean, you were here first?'

'Of all times to have a dance tune get stuck in my head.'

Dido

School of Music. If you need perseverance to be a musician, what's all this I hear about unfinished symphonies?

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

Amateur singers

Police Dept. Public Information Office. This press release should say "We have not yet gathered evidence," not "We're clueless"!

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

'First I'll do some covers, then I'll play some derivative, cliche-ridden original material.'

Sad Songs.

They changed their tunes.

I love my violin

Those microphones sound great

Throwing Away Music

Old fiddles play the sweetest tunes!