Tune Turner Gifts

They changed their tunes.

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

Baby Mozart.

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

New music conference

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

'Another nice wave.'

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Sportsman and music

Musical Pondering.

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

"This is a cover of a song that was perfect in its original form. Apologies in advance."

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

'Moon, June...'

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

'What do you mean, you were here first?'

"Here's one I wrote about not being able to come up with one of those 'Here's One I Wrote About' songs."

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

'Of all times to have a dance tune get stuck in my head.'

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

Amateur singers

Musician

I love my violin

Throwing Away Music

Sad Songs.