Tune Twister Gifts

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

"Here's one I wrote about not being able to come up with one of those 'Here's One I Wrote About' songs."

Musician

Christmas Tree with Musical Notes.

"I'm the studio musician on all the a cappella albums."

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

New music conference

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Curtsey

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

Hanukkah tree

'I still have time for both work and family - thanks to cloning.'

Musical Pondering.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

"You may now kiss the... Oh, I see you have already done that!"

Jack and the Beanstalk.

'I think he is a composer.'

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

'I can say 'no' in five different languages: English, Spanish, German, Russian and Karate.'

"I'm new and very flexible. If you're a boss, it's my pleasure to meet you, Madame. If you're an ordinary colleague, get out of my way you ugly old bat!"

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

'Moon, June...'

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

"He'd torch the castle and I'd rescue the damsel."

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

"And if anything goes wrong I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

'He's calling Running Bear on his mobile.'

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."