Tune Twisters Gifts

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

New music conference

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Hanukkah tree

Jack and the Beanstalk.

"You may now kiss the... Oh, I see you have already done that!"

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

'I still have time for both work and family - thanks to cloning.'

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Musical Pondering.

'I can say 'no' in five different languages: English, Spanish, German, Russian and Karate.'

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

"I'm new and very flexible. If you're a boss, it's my pleasure to meet you, Madame. If you're an ordinary colleague, get out of my way you ugly old bat!"

'Moon, June...'

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

"He'd torch the castle and I'd rescue the damsel."

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

'He's calling Running Bear on his mobile.'

"And if anything goes wrong I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

'Assuming, of course, that a woodchuck could chuck wood.'

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

"Fred Hoskins-you've turned pro,then?"

"Cheater"

Serf faints as apple is shot from his head by an arrow.