Tune Turner T-Shirts

They changed their tunes.

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Baby Mozart.

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

New music conference

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

'Another nice wave.'

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Musical Pondering.

Sportsman and music

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

'Moon, June...'

"This is a cover of a song that was perfect in its original form. Apologies in advance."

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

'What do you mean, you were here first?'

'Of all times to have a dance tune get stuck in my head.'

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

Dido

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

Police Dept. Public Information Office. This press release should say "We have not yet gathered evidence," not "We're clueless"!

"Here's one I wrote about not being able to come up with one of those 'Here's One I Wrote About' songs."

Amateur singers

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

School of Music. If you need perseverance to be a musician, what's all this I hear about unfinished symphonies?

Musician

I love my violin

Those microphones sound great