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Throwing Away Music

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

New music conference

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Check out this new store."

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Trout Game

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Musical Pondering.

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

'Bone appetit!'

'Moon, June...'

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

Mozart

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

'And that was that song again...you know, the one we've played like 12 times today already...sigh.'

"Fred Hoskins-you've turned pro,then?"

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

Dido

"Cheater"

Eric Clapton.

Police Dept. Public Information Office. This press release should say "We have not yet gathered evidence," not "We're clueless"!

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

"Here's one I wrote about not being able to come up with one of those 'Here's One I Wrote About' songs."

School of Music. If you need perseverance to be a musician, what's all this I hear about unfinished symphonies?

"You're writing in the masculine again."

Janitor at a Music School

I love my violin

Sad Songs.

Musician