Tune Transformer Gifts

"This is a cover of a song that was perfect in its original form. Apologies in advance."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

Violinist.

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

Sportsman and music

'Nothing this week †between your pay and your deductions, you broke even.'

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

Trumpet

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

Piano-Tuning Bar

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

'Tuna's here John.'

"Here's one I wrote about not being able to come up with one of those 'Here's One I Wrote About' songs."

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

Predatory Pianos.

Piano tuner with an assistant.

Famed elevator music composer Edward C. Quimble, hard at work.

They changed their tunes.

Musician