Tune Transformer Gifts

"This is a cover of a song that was perfect in its original form. Apologies in advance."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

Violinist.

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

Sportsman and music

'Nothing this week †between your pay and your deductions, you broke even.'

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

Trumpet

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

Piano-Tuning Bar

Dentist: Pumpkin before and after.

Tune Up Shop.

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

"A lullaby? Don't you know any tunes from Hamilton?"

Tin Pan Alley - There May Be Trouble Ahead

Dido

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

'Tuna's here John.'

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

"Here's one I wrote about not being able to come up with one of those 'Here's One I Wrote About' songs."

Predatory Pianos.

Piano tuner with an assistant.

Famed elevator music composer Edward C. Quimble, hard at work.

They changed their tunes.