Tooth Transformer Gifts

Dentist: Pumpkin before and after.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"You've changed."

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

Car Dentistry.

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

"The court granted me a new identity!"

Drusilla realised how different her boss looked now they met after hours.

Environmental Conscience

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

'Nothing this week †between your pay and your deductions, you broke even.'

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

"This is a cover of a song that was perfect in its original form. Apologies in advance."

"And then, having shaped up, he shipped out."

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

A whole life devoted to the very same rubbish that will end up eating us!

'Since you think better in there, Hawkins, how's the McNulty account coming?'

Bummer about your claustrophobia, Ted.

'I know that you have changed Irene, but I still think we can work things out.'

Greenpeace protester trying to start new growth on rubbish site

"Once you go butterfly you'll never go back."

It was only a matter of time until Gertrude turned into a grumpy cat.

The Little Burner Phone that Could.

A little powder and a little paint makes a girl what she ain't!

"I've been trying for ages to get that old skinflint to buy me a modern cooker!"

"Grandpa is so old he can remember the first time he saw someone walking down the street talking on a phone"

Caterpillar emerges from cocoon as a 'Super Butterfly'.

'So now I just download through my wireless broadband onto my windows media player, convert the MP3 song in Itunes, connect via USB and record onto my compact cassette tape'

"Well, you've certainly come to the right place."