Tooth Transformer Gifts

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"You've changed."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

Car Dentistry.

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

Environmental Conscience

Drusilla realised how different her boss looked now they met after hours.

"The court granted me a new identity!"

'Nothing this week †between your pay and your deductions, you broke even.'

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

"This is a cover of a song that was perfect in its original form. Apologies in advance."

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

"And then, having shaped up, he shipped out."

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

A whole life devoted to the very same rubbish that will end up eating us!

'Since you think better in there, Hawkins, how's the McNulty account coming?'

'I know that you have changed Irene, but I still think we can work things out.'

Greenpeace protester trying to start new growth on rubbish site

"Once you go butterfly you'll never go back."

A little powder and a little paint makes a girl what she ain't!

It was only a matter of time until Gertrude turned into a grumpy cat.

The Little Burner Phone that Could.

"I've been trying for ages to get that old skinflint to buy me a modern cooker!"

"Grandpa is so old he can remember the first time he saw someone walking down the street talking on a phone"

"Well, you've certainly come to the right place."

Caterpillar emerges from cocoon as a 'Super Butterfly'.

Man changes from angel to devil in police line up.

'UR1, ok, UR2, ok, UR3, ok, UR4, LOL . . .'