Workplace Transformer Gifts

'Since you think better in there, Hawkins, how's the McNulty account coming?'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

Environmental Conscience

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

'How are we going to achieve our goal this year?'

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

'Nothing this week †between your pay and your deductions, you broke even.'

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

A whole life devoted to the very same rubbish that will end up eating us!

Dentist: Pumpkin before and after.

Greenpeace protester trying to start new growth on rubbish site

Power Station

Awareness!...

It was only a matter of time until Gertrude turned into a grumpy cat.

"Of course, after I became a PETA member I had to get rid of the heads."

"I've been trying for ages to get that old skinflint to buy me a modern cooker!"

'This gives us a more homely feeling than cubicles.'

A little powder and a little paint makes a girl what she ain't!

The Little Burner Phone that Could.

"Grandpa is so old he can remember the first time he saw someone walking down the street talking on a phone"

"Sir, I'm afraid we're having a meltdown."

'So now I just download through my wireless broadband onto my windows media player, convert the MP3 song in Itunes, connect via USB and record onto my compact cassette tape'

'Man, I need to update my business.'

"Do you have to read the meter right now?!"

Our heating towers? I thought they were cooling towers.