Trash Transformer Gifts

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

A whole life devoted to the very same rubbish that will end up eating us!

Greenpeace protester trying to start new growth on rubbish site

Environmental Conscience

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Would it kill you to compost?"

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

'How are we going to achieve our goal this year?'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

NYC Department of Sanitation

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

We're polishing our brand.

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

'Nothing this week †between your pay and your deductions, you broke even.'

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

Message in a Plastic Bottle

'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

"Help!"

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

Urban Compost Heap.

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Kid

Dutch Apple Core Pie .