Trash Terminator Gifts

Clean the world.

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

Rubbish and Everest

Environmental Conscience

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

Dustbin monster.

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

We're polishing our brand.

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Bin Inspector

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

"Did you order takeout?"

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

Mother nature mourns the state of the world.

"Help!"

A whole life devoted to the very same rubbish that will end up eating us!

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

Man throws his burger wrapper into the trash.