Trash Terminator Pillows

Clean the world.

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

Rubbish and Everest

Dustbin monster.

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

Environmental Conscience

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.

Bin Inspector

We're polishing our brand.

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

"Did you order takeout?"

Mother nature mourns the state of the world.

"Help!"

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

The world is my oyster and I'm allergic to shellfish.

Raccoon receiving IV of garbage.

"He was a real fan of recycling."

A whole life devoted to the very same rubbish that will end up eating us!