Trash Tamer Pillows

Recycling point.

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Multi-tasking.

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

New Swiss Army Knife

Parenting Business Deals

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

"Most projects require three hands."

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

Paper Trail

'I'd like the short form instead...'

Overwhelmed by Paperwork

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

Tax grab.

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

"You goo-goo, you gaa-gaa. But when push comes to shove, you whaa-whaa."

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"