Mess-tamer Pillows

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

'Just look at this carpet! I guess what they say is true. Nature does indeed abhor a vacuum.'

The unorganised organiser.

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Multi-tasking.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Not you. Your hair.

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Toddler Feeding Solutions

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

New Swiss Army Knife

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

Parenting Business Deals

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

'...and this is the Mess.'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

"Most projects require three hands."