Tax Transformer Gifts

'Nothing this week †between your pay and your deductions, you broke even.'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

'Check with legal and find out -- maybe we're a non-profit.'

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

IRS Audits. Do you have tax records? No, I pay about the same as most people.

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

Environmental Conscience

'How are we going to achieve our goal this year?'

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

"Taxation, meet Representation."

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

You may go free, to worry about tax and the economy like the rest of us.

'I'd like the short form instead...'

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

The Meaning of Life/Tax Avoidance Advice.

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'

I.R.S. - Attention Investors! Remember to 'Buy low, sell high' so we can collect capital gains tax!

'These continuous tax increases will be the death of us.'

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

Tax grab.