Tax Transformer Pillows

'Nothing this week †between your pay and your deductions, you broke even.'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

'Check with legal and find out -- maybe we're a non-profit.'

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

Environmental Conscience

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

'How are we going to achieve our goal this year?'

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

"Taxation, meet Representation."

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

You may go free, to worry about tax and the economy like the rest of us.

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

'I'd like the short form instead...'

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

The Meaning of Life/Tax Avoidance Advice.

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'

I.R.S. - Attention Investors! Remember to 'Buy low, sell high' so we can collect capital gains tax!

'These continuous tax increases will be the death of us.'

Tax grab.

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

"This is a cover of a song that was perfect in its original form. Apologies in advance."