Workspace Transformer Gifts

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

You are here.

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

You're fortunate you have a cubicle. Due to cutbacks, my boss makes us wear horse blinders.

'Thank you - but I prefer to stand.'

"Did I say 'corner office'? I meant 'corner of my office'."

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

"I miss the old cubicles."

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

'Nothing this week †between your pay and your deductions, you broke even.'

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

'I typed it that way because I thought that punctuation would just slow it down.'

"Don't invade his space."

'Maybe you shouldn't eat by your keyboard.'

"When the company said we'd now be sharing cubicle space this wasn't what I expected!"

"It's an alert from my smart desk. It wants me to go paperless because it can no longer bear the weight of all the paper I use."