Workspace Explorer Gifts

'Just locating my desk has become the toughest part of my commute.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"My email is down... talk to me."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

The Move.

You are here.

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

'I wouldn't worry about the retirement plan. You'd have to be out of your mind to work here that long.'

Body Systems

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

"I don't know what they do with it, son. I just harvest the data."

'Cold hard facts are good, but to complete the picture, here's Brenda from the mailroom with some hot, juicy gossip.'

Natural Cycles in the Office Environment

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

Caveman at Computer

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

"Braithwaite & Starbucks. How may we help you?"

"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."

Cool coffee: An adult millennial daycare.

Man at huge desk with a map entitled, 'Map of the Desk'.

"The much ballyhooed era of TV interactivity took a step closer to reality today."

The absurd artist

'Ms Phelps, it's a jungle out there. Must we make one in here as well?'

Multitasking.

"We were shopping nearby, so I brought Andrew over to see you in action."

"Most everyone here tries to steer clear of Bob. He's got a real mercurial personality."

Lady trying to find her way round office using organisation chart.