Workspace Explorer Gifts

'Just locating my desk has become the toughest part of my commute.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"My email is down... talk to me."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

The Move.

You are here.

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

'I wouldn't worry about the retirement plan. You'd have to be out of your mind to work here that long.'

Body Systems

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

"I don't know what they do with it, son. I just harvest the data."

'Cold hard facts are good, but to complete the picture, here's Brenda from the mailroom with some hot, juicy gossip.'

Natural Cycles in the Office Environment

"Excuse me, but is this the canteen or the office?"

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

"Law offices designed by lawyers. Of course."

"Braithwaite & Starbucks. How may we help you?"

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

Cool coffee: An adult millennial daycare.

Caveman at Computer

Man at huge desk with a map entitled, 'Map of the Desk'.

"The much ballyhooed era of TV interactivity took a step closer to reality today."

'Ms Phelps, it's a jungle out there. Must we make one in here as well?'

The absurd artist

"We were shopping nearby, so I brought Andrew over to see you in action."

Multitasking.

"Most everyone here tries to steer clear of Bob. He's got a real mercurial personality."