Workspace Transformation Gifts

'This gives us a more homely feeling than cubicles.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"It's your cubicle, Nelson, not your coop."

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

The Move.

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

You are here.

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

You're fortunate you have a cubicle. Due to cutbacks, my boss makes us wear horse blinders.

"Did I say 'corner office'? I meant 'corner of my office'."

'Thank you - but I prefer to stand.'

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

"I miss the old cubicles."

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

Natural Cycles in the Office Environment

'I typed it that way because I thought that punctuation would just slow it down.'

"Don't invade his space."

'These graphs represent productivity between free-range and cubicled workers.'

A man works in a snow globe.

'Maybe you shouldn't eat by your keyboard.'