Workspace Design Gifts

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

'Ms Brown, I think I need a bigger desk!'

"My husband works from home."

"Our office went from sit-down desks to stand-up desks to becoming the desk."

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"It's your cubicle, Nelson, not your coop."

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

The Move.

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

"I miss the old cubicles."

"I remember when this was all offices."

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

'My philosophy is that the bigger you are, the smaller the desk you need.'

'These graphs represent productivity between free-range and cubicled workers.'

'Maybe you shouldn't eat by your keyboard.'

A man works in a snow globe.

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

'I feel more secure surrounded by things.'

No Binge Watching

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

'Miss Jenkins, get me a smaller desk or a larger office.'

"It's my interpretation of the open floor office."

"We think this new layout will encourage people back to the office."

'He's in a meeting. Would you like to speak to his assistant?'

The side effect of the standing desk craze.

"We find this chair keeps our employees better focused."