Trait Transformer Gifts

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

Environmental Conscience

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

'How are we going to achieve our goal this year?'

'Nothing this week †between your pay and your deductions, you broke even.'

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

"This is a cover of a song that was perfect in its original form. Apologies in advance."

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

A whole life devoted to the very same rubbish that will end up eating us!

'If you could learn to open up a little, you might make a few more sales.'

"I'm ready to switch"

The indigo children.

Greenpeace protester trying to start new growth on rubbish site

A little powder and a little paint makes a girl what she ain't!

"Of course, after I became a PETA member I had to get rid of the heads."

The Little Burner Phone that Could.

"Grandpa is so old he can remember the first time he saw someone walking down the street talking on a phone"

"I almost fell off the treadmill."

'Man, I need to update my business.'

"I know I live just around the corner, but it's taken 6 years for me to come here..."

Fitness Workshop for 'Adult Children of Sedentary Parents.

DNA

'Control Your Anger' book thrown though window.