Trait Transformer Gifts

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

Environmental Conscience

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

'How are we going to achieve our goal this year?'

'Nothing this week †between your pay and your deductions, you broke even.'

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

"This is a cover of a song that was perfect in its original form. Apologies in advance."

'If you could learn to open up a little, you might make a few more sales.'

A whole life devoted to the very same rubbish that will end up eating us!

Dentist: Pumpkin before and after.

"I'm ready to switch"

Greenpeace protester trying to start new growth on rubbish site

The indigo children.

The Little Burner Phone that Could.

A little powder and a little paint makes a girl what she ain't!

"Of course, after I became a PETA member I had to get rid of the heads."

"Grandpa is so old he can remember the first time he saw someone walking down the street talking on a phone"

Man tries on cape

'So now I just download through my wireless broadband onto my windows media player, convert the MP3 song in Itunes, connect via USB and record onto my compact cassette tape'

"I almost fell off the treadmill."

'Man, I need to update my business.'

'My name was actually Smithkowicz, but they heaven-ized it to Smith.'

Give me a sign that you're making your overgrown garden more attractive! I was about to! Good! Not what I was hoping for! Backyard wildlife sanctuary.

"I know I live just around the corner, but it's taken 6 years for me to come here..."

Fitness Workshop for 'Adult Children of Sedentary Parents.

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