Identity Transformer Gifts

Man tries on cape

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

Christopher Isherwood

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

What Does God Know?

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

'I'm Anna Nicole Smith. But not THE Anna Nicole Smith!'

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.