Identity Transformer Gifts

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

"You're starting to look like your old self again."

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.