Ethical Transformer Gifts

"Of course, after I became a PETA member I had to get rid of the heads."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Others will fight for you

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

The stages of gentrification: a guide

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"And here is where we started putting profits before people."

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

Ethics ethics.

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

'Then, as you can see, we give them some multiple choice tests.'

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

'Dayton, you're a decent, respectable, ethical, honest and nice guy. What the hell are you up to?'

'Now, at first glance, this may LOOK like a challenge.'

"This report is replete with errors, distortions and downright lies, yet I find its moral message quite uplifting."

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

'A doctor in the hospital's basement agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug its ailing furnace.'

"Not guilty, Your Honor, on the basis of a previously undiagnosed and untreated case of Integrity Deficit Disorder!"

"For you young scientists who hope to do public service work someday, the following six experiments, showing the basic ideas behind chemical warfare...."

"It's not easy being green…"

'I hope you don't mind. To save time and money, we've sworn in the firing squad as the jury.'

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

'Nothing this week †between your pay and your deductions, you broke even.'

Tonight's topic Ethical behavior. Personally, I let my conscience by my guide, but I do the driving!