Ethical Awakening Gifts

"Of course, after I became a PETA member I had to get rid of the heads."

Ethics exam cheater.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Squeezing the Free Press.

Others will fight for you

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

"In a further effort to increase profits, control costs and satisfy shareholders, we've decided to steal stuff."

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

Courage. Love.

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

The Price of Freedom

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"Moulting"

"Hi, Bob - your consultants have just arrived."

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'You've changed.'

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

Experience is important, so I'm inclined to leave questions of ethics to those who have them.

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"And here is where we started putting profits before people."

Tragically Moses didn't see the eleventh commandment.

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

You have the worst spring breath.