Ethical Activist Gifts

"It's not easy being green…"

"I see no reason to worry about fine particles or climate change. On the contrary! I see a green future!"

Ethics exam cheater.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Squeezing the Free Press.

Others will fight for you

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

North Pole

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

View to the Future

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"In a further effort to increase profits, control costs and satisfy shareholders, we've decided to steal stuff."

Insect extinction

Slavery Reparations

Water company bonus.

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

"Hi, Bob - your consultants have just arrived."

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

Climate Change

"Moulting"

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Experience is important, so I'm inclined to leave questions of ethics to those who have them.