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"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

Slavery Reparations

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

'We're getting back to first principles...which means we're going to have some.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

Anonymous Donations

"Honestly, doing the right thing is going to be a big change for us."

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

"It's not easy being green…"

Free-range C.E.O.s

Arms Industry increases sales by 8.5%

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

"If you work hard, exploit your employees, take advantage of a pandemic, use loopholes to avoid taxes,hoard your wealth, and in an act of extreme self-indulgent meaningless vanity, you can someday be an astronaut."

"Baldo, I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, but remember...a man who makes no mistakes usually does not make anything."

"The candidates this year are really honest."

Played Wordle Fair and Square

'This is one of the drawbacks to leading by example.'

Cleaning Out the WildLife for New Residential Construction.

'...was shocked to learn the politician had been secretly filmed telling the truth...'

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

Corporate Responsibility - All front with nothing behind it.

'I thought the whistle-blowers showed up after we were finished.'

"I just feel like we shouldn't have to play these games in order to be truthful or daring with one another."

"The orgasms were real. But I faked the kids."

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

Let's be honest

Cull people who talk and text during a concert you've paid good money to see.