Advocate For Ethics Gifts

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Slavery Reparations

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

'We're getting back to first principles...which means we're going to have some.'

"Honestly, doing the right thing is going to be a big change for us."

Anonymous Donations

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

"It's not easy being green…"

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

Arms Industry increases sales by 8.5%

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

Free-range C.E.O.s

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

"The candidates this year are really honest."

'...was shocked to learn the politician had been secretly filmed telling the truth...'

"Baldo, I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, but remember...a man who makes no mistakes usually does not make anything."

Played Wordle Fair and Square

'This is one of the drawbacks to leading by example.'

"If you work hard, exploit your employees, take advantage of a pandemic, use loopholes to avoid taxes,hoard your wealth, and in an act of extreme self-indulgent meaningless vanity, you can someday be an astronaut."

Cleaning Out the WildLife for New Residential Construction.

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

Corporate Responsibility - All front with nothing behind it.

"I just feel like we shouldn't have to play these games in order to be truthful or daring with one another."

"The orgasms were real. But I faked the kids."

Let's be honest

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

'I thought the whistle-blowers showed up after we were finished.'