Political Awakening Gifts

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

'I voted for change but I'm still in the same welfare line I was in last year.'

Live free and die

'Consider it karma for not voting for the past 38 years!'

"My Mr. Right turned out to be Mr. Far Right."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Courage. Love.

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'You've changed.'

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

2pm meet your Creator

Autocensure

"The good news is, I got religion!"

Time's running out for Africa

"You'll find it's lonely at the top."

'Goopta took early retirement.'

Yahweh/Your Way

"Don't just stand there, do nothing."

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

"I don't think much of the new Post-Brexit model."

'Nobody told me anything about pre-registraton!'

Jesus in the 'Lost and Found'.

Leaves Falling in Heaven.

"Impeach?! We can't impeach!" said Nancy. And so the wicked king stayed on and on and on. The end.

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

"Q3, If you had to live on �381 per month, would you a)laugh b)cry c)both"

Trickle down...

Hey! Who left all these weapons lying around!?

"Being in the now today sure ain't like the good ol' now!"