Political Awareness Advocate Gifts

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"Away with the warmonger!"

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Bubbling

Time's running out for Africa

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

The polling station

Sewer Rats

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

"Light at the end of the tunnel!|

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

"It's a seasonal thing....Like the first gritters of the winter and the first cuckoo of spring!"

'Reinventing myself.'

'That's not whitewash....that's detergent!'

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

"Q3, If you had to live on �381 per month, would you a)laugh b)cry c)both"

Trickle down...

Hey! Who left all these weapons lying around!?

The Trump Agenda is resisted by women.

Opium Den 2019

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"

"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!"

'Are you willing to release your medical records?'

'There's already an aids quilt... the committee thought it would be a good idea if the club made a syphilis quilt.'