Political Awakening T-Shirts

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

'I voted for change but I'm still in the same welfare line I was in last year.'

Live free and die

'Consider it karma for not voting for the past 38 years!'

"My Mr. Right turned out to be Mr. Far Right."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Courage. Love.

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'You've changed.'

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

You have the worst spring breath.

Autocensure

2pm meet your Creator

More Unequal Than Others

How Do You Take Your Evil?

"The good news is, I got religion!"

Time's running out for Africa

'Goopta took early retirement.'

"You'll find it's lonely at the top."

Yahweh/Your Way

'Hey - enlighten up!'

"Don't just stand there, do nothing."

'Nobody told me anything about pre-registraton!'

"Impeach?! We can't impeach!" said Nancy. And so the wicked king stayed on and on and on. The end.

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

"I don't think much of the new Post-Brexit model."

Everyone Could See the US Would Collapse

Leaves Falling in Heaven.

Jesus in the 'Lost and Found'.