Politically Aware Eater T-Shirts

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Waiter! -- there's a candidate in my soup!'

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

More Unequal Than Others

How Do You Take Your Evil?

Time's running out for Africa

Afghanistan intervention.

The Guardian: Portland Republican says party should use militia groups after racial attack

Woke and wonderful

Contaminated eggs? No problem at all!

"Hey guys, I don't want to worry you, but..."

Commie Chef.

Everyone Could See the US Would Collapse

'What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty, and don't destroy the rainforest.'

"Q3, If you had to live on �381 per month, would you a)laugh b)cry c)both"

Trickle down...

'I promise to be the first politician to slow global warming by reducing the hot air coming out of Washigton!'

Hey! Who left all these weapons lying around!?

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

Welcome to Washington DC...just say 'CHARGE IT!' ( to future generations ).

"I hope we have whatever it is we may or may not still be allowed to call Indian summer."

'I was judged by white male standards!'

"If so many things taste like chicken, why did God make chickens?"

Defending the Status Quo

Woke

'Right that covers nutritional theory in the socio-economic context of class structure in a Eurocentric racist and homophobic culture. Now if one of you could take a tit out we'll do a practical...'

Covid unconventional warfare

"And now to present the arguments for chlorinated chicken. . ."

Think Tank Cafeteria. Any food for thought today?

"I know it's the White House. This is 'End White Privilege Week'."

'I feel unimportant and worthless because the NSA doesn't spy on me.'

"It's so nice to get away from it all. . ."

"Relax, Trixie. None of that horrible dog whistle political talk has anything to do with you!"

Republican Striptease

'We send 'em to Washington & they forget all about us! Bar & Grill: 'No minors or non-voters'.