Tech Transformer Gifts

'Man, I need to update my business.'

"Grandpa is so old he can remember the first time he saw someone walking down the street talking on a phone"

The Little Burner Phone that Could.

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Second lifeReal life.

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"See? Two seconds with my quantum physics app."

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

Environmental Conscience

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

'How are we going to achieve our goal this year?'

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

'Nothing this week †between your pay and your deductions, you broke even.'

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

'It seems that their databank has all the information that's in our databank, plus information that's not in our databank, plus information about our databank.'

"This is a cover of a song that was perfect in its original form. Apologies in advance."

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"