Transformers Gifts

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

'How are we going to achieve our goal this year?'

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

'If you could learn to open up a little, you might make a few more sales.'

'Since you think better in there, Hawkins, how's the McNulty account coming?'

Dentist: Pumpkin before and after.

"Jekyll, old man - I think you've made my wife's drink a bit too strong."

It was only a matter of time until Gertrude turned into a grumpy cat.

A little powder and a little paint makes a girl what she ain't!

The Little Burner Phone that Could.

"Grandpa is so old he can remember the first time he saw someone walking down the street talking on a phone"

'So now I just download through my wireless broadband onto my windows media player, convert the MP3 song in Itunes, connect via USB and record onto my compact cassette tape'

Man tries on cape

TV Screen Portal

'Man, I need to update my business.'

'My name was actually Smithkowicz, but they heaven-ized it to Smith.'

Give me a sign that you're making your overgrown garden more attractive! I was about to! Good! Not what I was hoping for! Backyard wildlife sanctuary.

President Plasticman

That's Entertainment

From the time he was a tiny maggot, tommy dreams of flying .

"Why did she have to kiss me?"

Break Glass in Emergency.

'I've decided I want a Dalmatian now...!'