Task Transformer Gifts

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

Where your mind & battle are los

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Multi-tasking.

Organization is not rocket science!

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

Jason and the Aga notes,

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

Monday around 9PM.

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

'How are we going to achieve our goal this year?'

Sue's job involved a certain amount of paperwork.

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

Attack of the 50 foot administrative professional.

Desk bins: Pretend it's not here, Hope it goes away, Delegate it.