Target Transformer Gifts

'How are we going to achieve our goal this year?'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"We've met our target on a 25% uplift in sales but that still leaves us 100% bankrupt."

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

Environmental Conscience

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

'Nothing this week †between your pay and your deductions, you broke even.'

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

"This is a cover of a song that was perfect in its original form. Apologies in advance."

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

A whole life devoted to the very same rubbish that will end up eating us!

'Since you think better in there, Hawkins, how's the McNulty account coming?'

Greenpeace protester trying to start new growth on rubbish site

Archery.

'We're just not reaching the group between young marrieds and senior citizens.'

It was only a matter of time until Gertrude turned into a grumpy cat.

"I've been trying for ages to get that old skinflint to buy me a modern cooker!"

The Little Burner Phone that Could.

"Grandpa is so old he can remember the first time he saw someone walking down the street talking on a phone"

A wrecking ball aims for a bullseye target painted on the side of a building.

'Another bullseye! What do you think of black poweder guns now, Ben?'

'If I hit the apple, we call it archery. If I hit the guy, we call it acupuncture.'

'Man, I need to update my business.'

'No,no,no! Don't squeeze the trigger until I put an arrow in and get my hands out of the way!'

'Hank, I think I see why you keep shooting high.'

'That's the bloke I told you about... perfect ten, every time!'

"Am I that predictable?"

"Are you sure? He looks harmless."