Target Transformer Mugs

'How are we going to achieve our goal this year?'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"We've met our target on a 25% uplift in sales but that still leaves us 100% bankrupt."

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

Environmental Conscience

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

'Nothing this week †between your pay and your deductions, you broke even.'

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

"This is a cover of a song that was perfect in its original form. Apologies in advance."

'Since you think better in there, Hawkins, how's the McNulty account coming?'

A whole life devoted to the very same rubbish that will end up eating us!

Greenpeace protester trying to start new growth on rubbish site

"Maybe you could give your wife a little more space till she gets the hang of archery."

"I've been trying for ages to get that old skinflint to buy me a modern cooker!"

'We're just not reaching the group between young marrieds and senior citizens.'

Archery.

The Little Burner Phone that Could.

It was only a matter of time until Gertrude turned into a grumpy cat.

"Grandpa is so old he can remember the first time he saw someone walking down the street talking on a phone"

'Another bullseye! What do you think of black poweder guns now, Ben?'

A wrecking ball aims for a bullseye target painted on the side of a building.

'So now I just download through my wireless broadband onto my windows media player, convert the MP3 song in Itunes, connect via USB and record onto my compact cassette tape'

'If I hit the apple, we call it archery. If I hit the guy, we call it acupuncture.'

'Man, I need to update my business.'

'No,no,no! Don't squeeze the trigger until I put an arrow in and get my hands out of the way!'

'Hank, I think I see why you keep shooting high.'

'That's the bloke I told you about... perfect ten, every time!'

'Control Your Anger' book thrown though window.