Tax Coder Gifts

'If I had known he writes tax code for the IRS, I never would have asked him to fill out a comment card.'

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'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

The transparent safe box of Panama

Terry had a computer bug.

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'Check with legal and find out -- maybe we're a non-profit.'

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

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'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

'It looks like our data.'

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

"Taxation, meet Representation."

I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

'Nothing this week †between your pay and your deductions, you broke even.'

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

'I'm here about the tax credits for business equipment which you listed in your return as 'Betty', 'Mabel', 'Liz'...'

'I feel I owe a lot to my country.' - 'So, you haven't paid your income tax again.'

You may go free, to worry about tax and the economy like the rest of us.

The Meaning of Life/Tax Avoidance Advice.

'Data, data everywhere!'

I.R.S. - Attention Investors! Remember to 'Buy low, sell high' so we can collect capital gains tax!