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'If I had known he writes tax code for the IRS, I never would have asked him to fill out a comment card.'

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'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Terry had a computer bug.

The transparent safe box of Panama

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Check with legal and find out -- maybe we're a non-profit.'

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

IRS Audits. Do you have tax records? No, I pay about the same as most people.

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

'It looks like our data.'

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

"Taxation, meet Representation."

I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

'I'm here about the tax credits for business equipment which you listed in your return as 'Betty', 'Mabel', 'Liz'...'

'I feel I owe a lot to my country.' - 'So, you haven't paid your income tax again.'

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

'Nothing this week †between your pay and your deductions, you broke even.'

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

You may go free, to worry about tax and the economy like the rest of us.

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

Concerto in DOS for Microsoft Windows.

The Meaning of Life/Tax Avoidance Advice.

'Data, data everywhere!'