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"It's funny how two intelligent people can have such opposite interpretations of the tax code!"

'Any reciepts to prove all the deductions?' 'I was afraid you'd never ask!'

'Please enter the amount owed here...use an extra sheet of paper if required.'

'Don't fret about losing, boys! I bought the team to offset taxable capital gains!'

"I hope the fine I payed for tax evasion is allowable!"

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

Footing The Bill

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

"Carpe De Revenue!"

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

You want an extension? Good heavens, man, we haven't even paid for Reagans boondoggles yet!

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

New Improved I.R.S.

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

"I now represent both death and taxes."

"Our accountant is great. We were a C corp, but now we're a B- corp."

'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'

Stimulus bust

Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'