Temper Transformer Gifts

'Control Your Anger' book thrown though window.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

Environmental Conscience

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

'How are we going to achieve our goal this year?'

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

"This is a cover of a song that was perfect in its original form. Apologies in advance."

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

"You'll thank me when you see the heating bill."

A whole life devoted to the very same rubbish that will end up eating us!

'Since you think better in there, Hawkins, how's the McNulty account coming?'

Dentist: Pumpkin before and after.

Road Construction Blues.

Greenpeace protester trying to start new growth on rubbish site

'I agree-Gary Lineker can get up your nose sometimes,but...'

"Now we mustn't lose our temper Wendy, perhaps we'll be good enough for the gymkhana next year."

"You're really mad over something so small. You need to do something to release that pent-up anger."

It was only a matter of time until Gertrude turned into a grumpy cat.

"I've been trying for ages to get that old skinflint to buy me a modern cooker!"

The Little Burner Phone that Could.

"Grandpa is so old he can remember the first time he saw someone walking down the street talking on a phone"

'Call me 'spot' one more time and I'll tear your frickin' throat out!'

'So now I just download through my wireless broadband onto my windows media player, convert the MP3 song in Itunes, connect via USB and record onto my compact cassette tape'

'Man, I need to update my business.'

Road rage on board.

Give me a sign that you're making your overgrown garden more attractive! I was about to! Good! Not what I was hoping for! Backyard wildlife sanctuary.

Break Glass in Emergency.