Temper Wrangler Gifts

"Now we mustn't lose our temper Wendy, perhaps we'll be good enough for the gymkhana next year."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Distance to avoid contagion

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

'Beware of the teenager.'

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'I told you he had a temper.'

"I see you have 3 teenagers, so this stress test should be a breeze."

"I'm sorry madam but we don't make them go missing."

'The fifth rule of parenting. . . cross that bridge when you come to it.'

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"

Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.

"Can't you keep your parenting to yourselves?"

Mum feeds teens with shovel

'-But,son they couldn't put a horse in a box THAT size, could they?

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

Wal Max - Complaints Department

"Oh no, not dinner again!"

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

'You told me to put away the groceries.'

"If you roped your cowhand by mistake, turn to page 21..."

'And you said I couldn't get three words out of him.'

'No, I can't be the horse, YOU have to be the horse!'

'I'm a little concerned about your temper. You really lost it back there.'

'You can argue until you're blue in the face, Todd. But you rolled your eyes, and Adolescent Ref is not going to change his mind!'

'I wish you'd learn to put the lid on your petri dish, Harry! We came hear with four kids, and now it looks like we've got 20 million!'

'I never wanted a dishwasher. I find the best place to get some peace from my teenagers is the kitchen when the sink is full of dirty dishes.'