Temper Wrangler Prints

"Now we mustn't lose our temper Wendy, perhaps we'll be good enough for the gymkhana next year."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Distance to avoid contagion

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

'Beware of the teenager.'

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

"I see you have 3 teenagers, so this stress test should be a breeze."

'I told you he had a temper.'

"I'm sorry madam but we don't make them go missing."

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'The fifth rule of parenting. . . cross that bridge when you come to it.'

"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"

Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

Wal Max - Complaints Department

Mum feeds teens with shovel

'-But,son they couldn't put a horse in a box THAT size, could they?

"Can't you keep your parenting to yourselves?"

"Oh no, not dinner again!"

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

"If you roped your cowhand by mistake, turn to page 21..."

'No, I can't be the horse, YOU have to be the horse!'

'And you said I couldn't get three words out of him.'

'I'm a little concerned about your temper. You really lost it back there.'

'You told me to put away the groceries.'

'You can argue until you're blue in the face, Todd. But you rolled your eyes, and Adolescent Ref is not going to change his mind!'

'I wish you'd learn to put the lid on your petri dish, Harry! We came hear with four kids, and now it looks like we've got 20 million!'