Temper Manager Gifts

Road rage on board.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Mood Swings.

'My advice to you Winslow is, don't be afraid to fail. Unless you know what's good for you!'

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

'I told you he had a temper.'

Hot Cross Bun

"Since the operation, the slightest thing sets him off."

"I hate waiting! I know! I'll set this clock back an hour, and then in an hour...I'll move it forward, and 60 minutes will go by in a flash! Of course, we'll have to do this 176 more times."

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

Sore Loser

Wal Max - Complaints Department

Public Procurement Portal

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

Opposing viewpoint.

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

Could you call back later? He doesn't even talk to me before 11am.

Bipolar Institute - grIN and pOUT.

"You can use Dave's cubicle. He has Seasonal Affective Disorder and won't be using it this winter. Whoa! I guess I'm wrong. There he is, hibernating under the desk!"

'I'm a little concerned about your temper. You really lost it back there.'

"Everything's just fine. The garden is coming in beautifully, and Jeremy is in his usual rage."

'I agree-Gary Lineker can get up your nose sometimes,but...'

"This medication doesn't have any side effects, just up-and-down effects."

"Cursed To Live In HowdyTown."

"This is when we will involve Procurement so they can do the boring stuff for us..."

"Now we mustn't lose our temper Wendy, perhaps we'll be good enough for the gymkhana next year."

'Don't you snap at me, mister!'

Dazed and Confused and Grumpy and Frustrated

History Of Fire

"I'm sorry, Harold is resting at the moment. He's been trying to be amicable all day."