Feast Transformer Gifts

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"Regular service or affected?"

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

When seasons collide

'Since you think better in there, Hawkins, how's the McNulty account coming?'

Dentist: Pumpkin before and after.

"Could we have a doggy bag please?"

"And the special tonight is...some kind of unpronounceable, convoluted, uncommon and rather bizarre green or other..."

A thanksgiving dinner in a boxing ring

"I've been trying for ages to get that old skinflint to buy me a modern cooker!"

'I hope everyone likes ostrich.'

A little powder and a little paint makes a girl what she ain't!

Andy is visited by the Ghost of Thanksgiving Future.

The Little Burner Phone that Could.

Weight Loss Clinic. Dieting is just a matter of following the path of feast resistance.

"Mr. Levine, may I see you a moment?"

"Grandpa is so old he can remember the first time he saw someone walking down the street talking on a phone"

'So now I just download through my wireless broadband onto my windows media player, convert the MP3 song in Itunes, connect via USB and record onto my compact cassette tape'

'Man, I need to update my business.'

"What is this, Hank? Some sort of midlife crisis?"

'It's feed time! It's feed time! Woop! Woop! Woop!'

Give me a sign that you're making your overgrown garden more attractive! I was about to! Good! Not what I was hoping for! Backyard wildlife sanctuary.

'Thanksgiving is called 'turkey day' but it's actually about 'pigging out'.'

Rabbi on the Roof

Break Glass in Emergency.