Feast Transformer Pillows

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"Regular service or affected?"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

'Since you think better in there, Hawkins, how's the McNulty account coming?'

When seasons collide

"And the special tonight is...some kind of unpronounceable, convoluted, uncommon and rather bizarre green or other..."

"Could we have a doggy bag please?"

A thanksgiving dinner in a boxing ring

A little powder and a little paint makes a girl what she ain't!

Andy is visited by the Ghost of Thanksgiving Future.

'I hope everyone likes ostrich.'

"I've been trying for ages to get that old skinflint to buy me a modern cooker!"

The Little Burner Phone that Could.

"Mr. Levine, may I see you a moment?"

"Grandpa is so old he can remember the first time he saw someone walking down the street talking on a phone"

'Man, I need to update my business.'

"What is this, Hank? Some sort of midlife crisis?"

'It's feed time! It's feed time! Woop! Woop! Woop!'

'Thanksgiving is called 'turkey day' but it's actually about 'pigging out'.'

Rabbi on the Roof

Break Glass in Emergency.

'Don't they know we're Jewish?'