Beauty Transformer Pillows

A little powder and a little paint makes a girl what she ain't!

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Meanwhile in Hollywood

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

The Cat Spa

Do you think I'm sixty?

Sheep In Curlers

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

Two men in barber shop

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

Complete Makeover

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

Level up your game with a MANicure.

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

"I hate hat hair."

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.