Beauty Transformer Pillows

A little powder and a little paint makes a girl what she ain't!

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Meanwhile in Hollywood

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

The Cat Spa

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

Do you think I'm sixty?

Sheep In Curlers

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

Two men in barber shop

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

Complete Makeover

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

Level up your game with a MANicure.

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

"Did you get some work done?"

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.